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Adoption advocacy groups are in an uproar over the release of the thriller "Orphan", claiming it deters people from wanting to adopt.

Any person who would halt adopting due to a Hollywood blockbuster clearly has no business adopting in the first place.

I guess this means we shouldn't swim in the ocean, never feed our pets after midnight, and stick to hanging garlic outside our bedrooms. While we're at it, we might as well not watch TV, we might get sucked into a vortex and be stuck in TV Land for eternity.


Any time some advocate group pipes up with this kind of nonsense because of a film, I just want to say "Congratulations! You must made this movie a guaranteed hit!"